i can't believe i had my finger in that
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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