I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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