Soap is not a condiment
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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