very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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