that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
try to milk me bitch
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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