Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
why do cheetos always look like penises
Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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