i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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