just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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