You surviving the open bar?
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went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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