Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Randomize
