Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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