Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
