is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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