She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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