3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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