I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
BRING THE BAGELS
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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