My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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