I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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