It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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