you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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