he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
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