I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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