There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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