that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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