How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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