I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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