i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's official drugs can't kill me
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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