Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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