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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
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