OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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