Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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