So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I just saw a midget ride by on a scooter...wearing a bowtie and a helmet. My life is complete.
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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