:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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