do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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