If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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