he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Randomize
