I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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