'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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