I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I fill condoms, not promises.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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