Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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