The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
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