That's intense
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
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