please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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