pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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