talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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