but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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