At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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