but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
sex in a hospital.. check
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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