just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
Oh god it's open bar.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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