so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
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