A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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