So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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