You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
