hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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