I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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